lions-of-lannister:

the greatest love story in game of thrones isn’t robb and talisa/jeyne, or ned and cat, or sansa and joffrey…. it is the love story of cersei and her children. no one loves their children in game of thrones the way cersei does.

she will do anything to protect her people, her family, her blood, which must remain within the family.

i respect her more than i will ever respect cat or daenerys, who taints her ancient valyrian blood by laying with a dothraki brute.

As a late Christmas present to tumblr fandom, I combed through message boards of all types to collect the funniest crackpot theories I could find. Most of these are *admitted* crackpot theories, so it’s all in good fun. May contain spoilers. 

SECRET IDENTITIES
• Pyat Pree and Euron are the same person.
• Varys is Taena Merryweather in disguise.
• Coldhands is Rickard Stark. He’s all black from being cooked in his armor.
• The Harpy is Strong Belwas.
• Euron Greyjoy, the Morrigen brothers, Lyn Corbray, Tytos Blackwood, and Mors “Crowfood” Umber are Bloodraven in disguise.
• Wex Pyke is a Faceless Man.
• Ilyn Payne is Domeric Bolton in disguise.
• Bethany Fair-Fingers is Bethany Ryswell-Bolton in disguise.
• Hot Pie is the Great Other.
• Coldhands is a robot.
• Ser Pounce is the Lion of Night.
• Varys is several children standing on each other’s shoulders.
• Symeon Star Eyes was an Other.
• Melara Hetherspoon was Cersei’s imaginary friend
• Howland Reed is Mance Rayder.
• Quaithe is the ghost of Nissa Nissa.
• Coldhands is Aegon V.

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beximilian:

I am frankly baffled by the amount of people in this fandom who haven’t heard of Lindaaaaa, Christian name Linda Antonsson. Shocked that people don’t know that one of the foremost ASOIAF fans and influencers of the author of the series is totally vile.

For example, are you put-off or offended by me using “cunt” in the title? Well, if you’re reading this it probably applies to you, as Lindaaaaa thinks that fans who condone fan fiction are pedophiles who fap to their neighbors’ children. I am not fucking kidding.

This is not an exhaustive profile about Lindaaaa; I hope to provide you with enough information about her so that you are aware of her role in fandom, her influence over GRRM and her shenanigans here. She is a Big Name Fan behaving very, very badly. 

This post is long, but I am here to educate.

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I sure hope the woman who wrote a Mary Sue fic about Gregor Clegane writes a romantic epic about Rorge next. Though, that would be a betrayal cos everyone KNOWS that Biter is his one true love. Maybe Vargo Hoat then? Or Shagwell?

You know what I’d really like for Christmas? For Lindaaa’s threatened flame war with Winterfox to actually happen. 

Caution: Don’t try this at home! Best read with this as a soundtrack. 

• “Catelyn is my favorite character.”
• “Sansa is my favorite character.”
• “Melisandre is my favorite character.”
• “Cersei is my favorite character.”
• “Lysa is my favorite character.”
• “Ygritte is my favorite character.”
• “Sam is my favorite character.”
• “Brienne is my favorite character.”
• “Penny is my favorite character.”
• “UnCat is the better than all your faves.”
• “I hope Lady Stoneheart matches north and pushes Jon off the Wall.” 
• “I hope Dany roasts Tyrion alive over a spit. Then, she gives his head to Cersei and they rule over an enlightened matriarchy together.”
• “I hope Cersei orders Jaime to be beaten to death with his golden hand.”
• “I hope Tyrion finds Tysha and she stabs him to death in revenge.”
• “I hope Lady Stoneheart strangles Littlefinger.”
• “I hope Lollys kills Bronn.”
• “I want Sam to confront his father in the privy with a crossbow.”
• “Bronn really isn’t that cool.”
• “Syrio Forel flat-out sucks.”
• “The Freys really aren’t that bad.”
• “Daario and Darkstar are SO cool!”
• “Randyll Tarly’s constant need to lord it over women suggests he’s suffering from castration anxiety.”
• “For that matter, the same goes for most of the male characters.”
• “Who the fuck cares who would win in a fight?”
• “There’s not nearly enough description in the books. I think Martin should be more like Charles Dickens and Victor Hugo.”
• “Eddard Stark is an obvious rip-off of Edward Cullen: they have the same name, are very cold, and are associated with wolves.”
• “Requires Hate is a great blog!”
• “Terry Goodkind is a much better writer than any fantasy author ever, including Martin.”
• “Why are our admins so touchy?”
• “Why do we need 30+ threads about L+R=J, anyway?”
• “Fanfiction is awesome!”